nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun, via kidbehaviour)

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itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

(via pineplapple)

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via helioscentrifuge)

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat, via chicken-kiev)

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mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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(Source: adultswim666, via helioscentrifuge)

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

(via philsmuse)

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